Conceptual Fish

1. Ludovician

   Member of the Cognicharius family, a species of predatory, purely conceptual fish that flow in the rivers of human knowledge. They are solitary, territorial and see only people, especially the ones they are hunting. It eats memories and is the biggest and most aggressive of the conceptual animals—rogue males sometimes focus on one food source. They are impossible to keep alive in captivity once they become adults and evolve totally naturally. They can grow as long as thirty notional lumens from snout to tail.

   First catalogued in 1839 by USC Capt. John Lewis.

   Myths: ancient Native Americans believed that these great dream fishes consumed all of the dreams, memories, events and identities of the people would be consumed and stored within the Ludovician.

2. Other types of conceptual fish

   Heletrobes, Ticking Remoras, Ludogarians, Dream Tips, Franciscans (“Bede Shark”), Apalasitien, Araul Calthonis, ‘Blinking’ Quaric Blue Bonbolian, Burnatell, Fathmic Candiru, Flatwold, Folocondorius, Jarhaphish (“Inknose”), Lampropini, Lewzivian, Vigophages, Aptiphages, Panophageus (“shoal queens”)

3. Luxophage

   Is an idea lamprey, which is a primitive conceptual fish. It lives inside humans and feeds on their ability to think quickly; parasite of a kind that ensures its host is quiet, well-behaved and in his/her rut; causes nausea

   Studied by crypto-conceptual oceanologists

4. Fry

   Little thought fishes that like to pick at commas and more old-fashioned letters. Aren’t big fans of the note Middle C.

5. Glooms

   Colonies of conceptual fish are called Glooms.

   f. Deconstructive Piranha

    

    

    

    

    

    

The Ryan Mitchell Mantra: Found within in the contents of First Eric Sanderson's survival kit, it's the recitation of the colour history of rooms: "black and blue and grey and yellow."

Conceptual Camouflage: The most effective form of conceptual camouflage is the use of a non-divergent conceptual loop, which is a "flow of pure and singular association" of words, it's played back through 4 dictaphones.

Letter Bomb: Made from fireworks that are taped together with old typewriter keys and arms, and printing block letters.